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The Haunted Barn opens today!

It’s been a very long, stressful week getting the Haunted Barn ready to open today, but we are all set.

All of the Dollinger Family Farm attractions open today, as well. For anyone in this area that’s interested, here is what is happening each weekend in October. There is no cover charge to get in.

  • The Haunted Barn runs from 12 to 6 and costs $5 for 13+ and $3 for 6 to 12. Under 5 is free (if you want to be up with your kid all night!)
  • Hayrides run from 12 to 5 and cost $5 for adults and $3 for children.
  • The train runs from 12 to 5:30 and costs $3 for adults and $2 for children.
  • The Corn Maze runs from 10 to 6 and costs $3 for adults and $2 for children.

There is also face painting available; costs vary.

If you come out to the farm, please stop by the Haunted Barn to say hello!

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Road trip

This past Friday afternoon at about 12:30, The Gidge and I embarked on a nearly 4 hour journey to visit the place of my birth.

Boy, that sounds pretentious.

Let me rephrase that. We went to visit my family.

I haven’t been home since Dad had his bypass surgery nearly 2 years ago. I am a very very bad daughter. It was a last minute decision to go because The Man was on call and couldn’t leave.

To prepare, I baked a loaf of bread on Thursday night so I could take some along. I also brought some GF pretzels and apple chips. I relied on the local stores for everything else.

All in all, it was a good trip. I didn’t get sick, I got to see my parents, some relatives on Mom’s side, my sister, brother-in-law, niece, nephew, and the dogs. And The Gidge got to meet her canine cousins, Oliver and Sampson. I was proud of her; she behaved very well all weekend and didn’t piddle in the house once. Or chew shoes. Although I must admit that she got into a garbage can to shred paper on Sunday morning. The turd.

I am on vacation this week. The Haunted Barn opens this coming Saturday at noon, so I need to complete the final details inside the barn, as well as clean the house - my last opportunity until November. So after this coming Friday, posts may be slim until after the last weekend of October.

Since I was visiting, I thought about another family recipe I haven’t had in a while. Mom used to make this all the time and it’s popular at family gatherings. Most people know this as sloppy joes, but in my family, it’s…

Hamburger Goo

1 pound ground chuck (I used turkey tonight because it’s what I had in the freezer)
1-6 oz can tomato paste
1/2 cup diced onion
1/2 cup diced celery
1/2 to 1 tsp ground mustard (to taste)
1 cup ketchup
1 tbsp brown sugar
2 tbsp distilled vinegar
2 tbsp cornstarch

Preheat a large skillet over medium heat. Add the ground chuck, onion, and celery. Cook until the meat is cooked through (10 to 15 minutes). Add the tomato paste, ground mustard, ketchup, brown sugar, vinegar, and cornstarch. Stir well, reduce the heat to low, and cover. Stir occasionally; simmer for 20 minutes. Serve with hamburger buns.

This is one of those foods that my family would eat “weird.”

Try a few potato chips inside the sandwich. Really.

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The Vault

I have scads of recipes laying around here. It’s an addiction - I cut them out of magazines, pull them off the web. I have a stack of old 3×5 cards that contain recipes from my Junior Chefs class in the seventh grade (everyone had to bring recipes to share with the whole class). Maybe it’s not an addiction. It’s probably a sickness.

My whole reason for reading magazines OF ANY TYPE is to see if they talk about food. Scientific American sitting on a doctor’s waiting room table? Hm. Maybe they’ll mention something Alton-Brownish. I will flip through briskly in hopes of a score. If I find something in a magazine, regardless of whether or not I will actually make the dish, I will surrepticiously tear the recipe out and stash it in my purse.

Yes, it’s me doing that everywhere. It’s a sickness, remember?

I have started calling this recipe collection “The Vault.” Any future recipes I pull out of this monstrous pile will be marked as “From the Vault“.

Without further ado, here’s another one I have converted from The Vault. It’s a different way to enjoy your PB&J - a recipe from my 7th grade Junior Chefs class.

Peanut Butter & Jelly Bars
From The Vault

1/2 cup unsalted butter, brought to room temperature
3/4 cup brown rice flour
1/2 cup tapoica starch
1/4 cornstarch
2 tbsp sweet rice flour
1 1/2 tsp xanthan gum
3/4 cup sugar
1 egg
1 cup creamy peanut butter
3/4 tsp kosher salt
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp vanilla
3/4 cup jam of your choice (I used my homemade cherry almond)

Preheat the oven ato 350 degrees, Spray a 9×9 baking dish with cooking spray and set aside.

Combine the butter and sugar in a mixer bowl until fluffy, about 2 minutes on medium speed. Add the egg and peanut butter; continue to beat at medium speed until well combined.

Sift together the salt, baking powder, xanthan gum, brown rice flour, tapioca starch, cornstarch and sweet rice flour. Slowly add the flour mixture to the peanut butter mixture, beating on low until all of the flour is incorporated. Add the vanilla, beat to combine, and turn off the mixer.

Evenly press 2/3 of the batter into the bottom of the prepared baking dish, making sure the batter is level. Pour the jam on top of the batter and spread evenly. Using the remaining 1/3 of the batter, use your fingers to pinch and drop little pieces of batter on top of the jam.

Bake 40 minutes or until the top is golden brown. Allow to cool before cutting into squares.

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Step away from the Dr. Pepper

It is nearly 12:30 AM. I can’t remember the last time I was up this late.

I guess I should lay off the Dr. Pepper.

My normal daily caffeine intake involves 8 oz of chai tea. That’s it.

I wonder how late I will be up after drinking 4 more- yes, FOUR - caffeinated beverages.

To kill time, I created an Amazon wish list and an Amazon store. Even The Gidge has gotten bored with me and slipped off to sleep on the couch next to me.

I tell you what - if I had Donald Trump’s credit card, I would do some serious damage at Amazon.

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Just too cute to resist

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Delicious days of almost-fall

I love fall. Well, mostly. The weird temperature changes I can do without. But the changing leaves, fall fruits and vegetables? Those I adore.

The Man was supposed to take me out (for the first time in a year) for dinner tonight at a place in Naperville that can supposedly prepare a GF meal. Last night, he reneged. Bastard. The meal was to celebrate our 8th wedding anniversary, which is the 18th.

So in place of the not-made-by-me dinner I was supposed to have, I went a little nuts in my own kitchen. Lots of goodies below, my friends.

But first, a little puppy porn. The Gidge is now 6 1/2 months old. Here she is, stylish in a new pink sweater, showing off the hack-job Momma did on her face. I guess she better learn quick to not move when Momma has the clippers in her hands.

It is such a beautiful day - The Gidge spent a good part of the afternoon outside (because I was in the kitchen working), thinking dog thoughts, barking at everything that moved, and wrapping her dopey ass around the support posts under the deck. The deck that only has 2 ways underneath, and those two ways underneath are barely big enough to let HER in. Momma had a scary moment this afternoon LOL I didn’t think I’d get her out!

I look around the house and think of all the stuff I should be doing - putting away clean clothes, cleaning the fish tank, doing a few loads of laundry, vacuuming…but I chose to nap and cook instead. Oh, well. Tomorrow’s another day - a day that will be spent out at the barn.

The second level’s walls are basically built. I can probably start decoring up there tomorrow while the guys get the walls up on the first level. For anyone local, Dollinger’s Pumpkin Farm opens for business two weeks from today. They are open during the week, but the Haunted Barn (my pride and joy) is only open on the weekends from 12 noon to 6 PM.

Back to food. It always comes back to food, doesn’t it?

Tonight’s special dinner consists of oven-fried chicken, potato-zucchini-tomato galette (just potato for Mr. The “Picky” Man), and butternut squash and red pepper casserole (plain ol’ boring corn with butter for Mr. The “Picky” Man).

I found the recipe for the squash and pepper casserole here.

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Oven-Fried Chicken

1 pound chicken parts of your choice; I used boneless-skinless thighs and breasts
1 quart buttermilk
1/4 tsp kosher salt
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/2 tsp dried parsley
1/2 tsp paprika
1 egg
1 tbsp water
2 cups GF cornflakes, crushed
1 tbsp olive oil

Place the chicken parts in a large bowl. Pour the buttermilk over the top, cover, and refrigerate for at least 8 hours, but preferably overnight.

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Prepare a baking sheet by laying down a layer of aluminum foil, then spraying it with cooking spray.

Set up a workstation by doing the following:

Bowl with chicken/buttermilk——>Bowl with egg whisked together with water and olive oil —–>Bowl with cornflakes, garlic powder, salt, onion powder, parsley, paprika—->Prepared pan for baking.

Work with each piece of chicken by removing it from the buttermilk, dipping in the egg mixture, dredging in the cornflake mixture, and placing on the baking sheet. When all pieces have been coated, sprinkle any remaining cornflake mixture over the top of the chicken pieces.

Place into the oven and bake until brown and crispy, about 30-40 minutes.

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Potato, Zucchini & Tomato Galettes
Based on a recipe from Martha Stewart.com

Makes 2 small galettes

2 baby yukon gold potatoes
2 baby red potatoes
1/2 a small zucchini
2 slices of a pretty tomato
Grey salt
Ground thyme

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees.

Spray two small shallow baking dishes with cooking spray (I used creme brulee dishes!).

Slice the potatoes into 1/8″ thick pieces. Do the same with the zucchini.

Starting with the reds, place an overlapping layer of potatoes on the bottom of a baking dish, covering the entire bottom. Then do the same with the gold potatoes. Then place a ring of zucchini slices around the outside of the baking dish. Place a tomato slice in the middle, sprinkle with sea salt and thyme, and set the dish aside. Repeat with the other baking dish.

Bake for 20-25 minutes, or until the potatoes are cooked through and the edges begin to brown.

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And the piece de resistance…

Apple Dumplings


Makes 3 dumplings


3/4 cup + 5 tbsp sugar
1/4 tsp + a pinch of cinnamon
1/8 tsp + a pinch of nutmeg
1 cup water
3 tbsp butter
3/4 cup white rice flour
1/4 cup tapioca starch
2 tbsp sweet rice flour
1 tsp xanthan gum
1 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp kosher salt
1/3 cup shortening
1/2 cup milk
3 small apples - peeled, cored, and roughly chopped

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Spray a 9×9 baking dish with cooking spray and set aside.

To make the syrup: combine 3/4 cup sugar, 1/4 tsp cinnamon, 1/8 tsp nutmeg and the water in a small saucepan. Bring to a boil and then reduce the heat. Simmer for 5 minutes, then remove from the heat and stir in 2 tbsp of the butter. Set aside.

To make the dumplings: combine the white rice flour, sweet rice flour, xanthan gum, tapioca starch, baking powder, salt, and 2 tbsp sugar in a large bowl. Add the shortening and mix until the flour resembles coarse crumbs. Add milk all at once and stir until the dry ingredients are just moistened. Pat into a ball, split into 3 parts, and wrap each part in plastic wrap (form each into a ball and then flatten into a disk). Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes.

On a white-rice-floured-surface, roll out each dough disk into a 6″ circle. Place a third of the chopped apples into the center of each dough circle. Top the apples with 1/3 of the remaining 1 tbsp butter, 1 tbsp sugar, a pinch of cinnamon, and a pinch of nutmeg.

Using a spatula (the easiest way I found to keep the dough from tearing during this part), gently fold up all sides of the dough over the top of the apples
. When all sides are folded up, use your hands to gently press the dough closed and sealed. Place the completed dumplings in the prepared baking pan.

Pour the syrup over the top of the dumplings. Place the pan into the oven and bake for 45 minutes. When removed from the oven, spoon some of the syrup over the top of the dumplings and then serve.

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